its-diva-duh:

crazy-4-breezy:

sweetestthingiwrote:

aleycialone:

20daysofjune:

I have the idea that this Baby has reached platinum levels of shade.
Let me just log off.

I AM HOLLERING…THE WAY I AM DONE!!!!

It’s too damn early 😂😂😂

I choked on my Latte 

Blue.

Yes?

Blue Ivy could put her inheritance in garbage bags and drop it on my house and crush it.

Blue Ivy could walk with a vengeance on my nutsack and I wouldn’t even feel the pain because I’d be too busy trying to videotape the moment.

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Blue Ivy could control my every move as soon as she learns the word “Lights!” because if I did not do something with the lighting in the room within a second I would most definitely be gettin’ fired.

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Blue Ivy could take my iPhone and throw it into the moat outside of her palace and I would feel so blessed to have a piece of me in the pool of dreams outside of the Carter estate.

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Blue Ivy could hug my leg and grab my hand, and I would drop everything, forgetting my future and my past and live the rest of my life serving as her own personal Julius. 

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Blue Ivy could refuse to pass the biscuits at breakfast and I wouldn’t even get up to grab one. When Blue says no biscuits, you get no biscuits.

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Blue Ivy could throw her solid gold building block at my forehead and I would let it hit me just so she would feel good about her marksmanship skills.

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